Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Things You Do for Love

It's no secret that marriage is give-and-take. Here are some of my own small sacrifices of late:


  • watching ESPN for more than just UNC basketball...ahem, a lot more

  • turning down my favorite song in the car so we can analyze and appreciate the "seductive" sound a Dodge Challenger SRT8 makes as it roars by

  • bundling up in the summer so Alan can set the A/C as he pleases

  • eating more hamburgers and fries than I can count (ok, so maybe that one's not so difficult)

  • keeping that outdated white leather loveseat he acquired before we were married

  • watching man-movies



As I've mentioned before, we spend way too many evenings at home on the couch. And as I have been neglecting the Netflix queue, a lot of that time has involved science fiction, big explosions, Arnold Schwarzenegger...or all three at once.

Earlier in the week I had endured the nonsense that is Terminator IV, so I immediately picked up on the "I'm-sorry-but-not-really" vibes in Alan's voice when he told me a few days ago that another Netflix movie had made its way to Italy.

Normally, this is a happy occasion for me. Those DVDs must have to trek through Siberia and back before finally landing in our mailbox. But with the way things have been going lately, I'm convinced all the tough-guy movies muscle and blow up their way over here much faster than any of my girly dramas do.

Not surprisingly, that's exactly what Arnold did in this 1985 triumph of brawn and one-liners:



I'm pretty sure that you can find Commando in the dictionary under the heading "Awesomely Bad." Arnold manages to check off every single box in the list of awesomely bad movie components:


  • ~10 minutes of opening scenes, in which suit-clad bad guys wreak havoc on innocent bystanders. (In stark contrast, Arnie is portrayed as a gentle giant who enjoys lots of father-daughter time--especially when it involves sharing a laugh after she smudges ice cream in his face.)

  • During a fight scene, just enough concentration on Arnold's part to pull out a witty: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast...and right now I'm very hungry!"

  • Lots of screentime for an all sinew-and-veins John Matrix (how's that for a manly name?!) to parade around shirtless...or better yet, in a Speedo.

  • The prototypical cheesy 80s action movie soundtrack.

  • Hundreds of expendable soldiers from a fictional but extremely evil South American country.

  • A complete lack of suspense.



The trailer does a great job of encapsulating the "complexity" of this movie in just a couple short minutes:



I'll admit it: watching this man-movie was nowhere near as difficult as I thought it would be. If chuckles and popcorn are all I have to endure for love, then bring it on! Until then, it's my turn to tinker with the Netflix queue: as of now, we'll have enough dramas and foreign films to last us through 2011. Somewhere, somehow, someone's...going to endure a lot of tears and subtitles.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Pizza + Art = Typical Naples?

As much as I'd like to report otherwise, we don't always take advantage of the endless things to do and see around here. Our usual excuses range from "x costs money" to "we'd be more comfortable on the couch." The first is valid, especially when

x= 2(30€ meal + y·calories)
and
y=8 courses of antipasto, then pasta.


But the second... not so much.

Fortunately, the excuse fairy spent last Saturday with the rest of Italy: lazing at the beach. So we fished a couple of metro tickets out of my purse and headed to our first stop: Antica Pizzeria Da Michele.

This is not the first time I've mentioned Da Michele. Thanks to its simple but effective business model, it is perhaps the most renowned of all Neapolitan pizzerias. It specializes in one type of pie--the Margherita--and the rest of the menu (if you can call it that) is but a slight variation. For vegans--I guess that's the only clientele that would be interested, because who wouldn't want that delightful melted mozzarella di Bufala?--there is the cheeseless Marinara. For bigger appetites, there are the Doppia (double cheese) and the Media (bigger than the popular Normale). E basta!

It's okay that there are no toppings here. The Normale is that good: wood-fired, elastic, yeasty crust. A bright red tomato sauce that actually smells like tomatoes. Just the right amount of creamy-yet-stretchy grade-A mozzarella, and a couple of fresh basil leaves. I challenge you to find a better pizza. Incidentally, this guy claims to have found ten!

We had waited a long time for this day: it was Alan's first experience Da Michele. It was my fourth--I make a point to take all my visitors there, even if it's a bit of a hike--but I was happy to oblige. The best part was that there was no line...I guess it pays to get there before the 2 PM lunch rush. And at 4€ a pizza, you can't beat the price.

Another big plus Da Michele* is the seating. At first, you wish you had some privacy--unless you have a huge group, you will share your table with perfect strangers. But for me, it's as good an opportunity as any to practice my Italian...and get the scoop on Naples from the people who know it best. As always, I left the restaurant richer by a couple of bonnes adresses: now I know the place for calzones!

We weren't missing our couch yet, so we busted out the map and located the closest air-conditioned oasis: MADRE, Naples' contemporary art museum. I'm usually a fan of older stuff--especially in a city that's chock-full of ruins and Baroque paintings--but MADRE was practically next door. And as willing as I am to revisit pizzerias, I wasn't about to pay a fourth visit to the world-renowned Archaeological Museum (though it's a must-see for first-timers).



I happen to be the proud owner of an "artecard," which, for the one-time fee of 40€, allows me to visit all regional sites of art and archaeology free of charge for a full year.

This little piece of plastic may eventually lead to an ancient artifact overload, but at least my wallet won't suffer! That said, I don't think I will ever use it to go back to MADRE...

Alan and I were immediately struck by how, well, ugly the art was. A lot of it looked like the handiwork of a kindergartner. No surprise there--people have been debating for years what exactly constitutes art. For example: did he really just paint a big orange square? throw a pile of rubble in the center of a room? slap a bunch of blank canvases on the walls?

Intrigued by the pictures of hands next to several of the works, I took the time to read the explanation. It went something like this:
Exhibits marked with the hand symbol are meant to be used. Society is normally uncomfortable with the idea of using art, preferring to observe it from a distance. The artist would like to challenge this notion, thus giving his work another dimension, one that wholly depends on how the viewer interacts with the art.


One of the first pieces marked with the hand was a dressing screen of sorts. Here is what I remember of the instructions I found on the wall:
The visitor is encouraged to use this piece by removing his/her clothing and staying behind the screen for the next 10 minutes. Of course, given the public nature of this place, some may feel a slight discomfort and are encouraged to notify the museum guards of their intentions.


Suffice it to say that we did not use the art. Especially once we noticed that, as in all the rooms, there was a surveillance camera here!

As we went on through the exhibit, we unsuccessfully hid our chuckles and arched eyebrows from the museum attendants. (Incidentally, these were the only other people in the building.) Eventually we came upon a set of three white "adaptives." They seemed to be made of plaster, each with a long handle. Again, the visitor was encouraged to enter a vestibule covered in newspaper and manipulate the objects in front of a mirror. We passed, but Google Images found me someone who was more enthusiastic:



Like it or not, the art managed to dust the mental cobwebs we'd been developing on the couch. We kept complaining that it had been a giant waste of time, but at the end of the day, we had smiles on our faces and fodder for discussion. Was it a typical day in Naples? Maybe not: no crowds blocked the path to our pizza, and no Caravaggios graced the walls of MADRE. But then again, Naples is full of surprises...

*I keep repeating this name over and over again, so for those interested in the grammar: da is the Italian equivalent of the French chez, which you've no doubt seen in pictures of bistrots. It literally means "at the house of," and it's one of those seemingly rare examples where the Italian/French is more concise than the English!

Friday, July 16, 2010

Zen and the Art of Slogging through a Tedious Classic

You may have noticed I've been tinkering with the sidebar. For those who don't like math, I've added a clock that says, "while the day's first cup of Joe gently coaxes your eyes open, we're reheating last night's leftovers and hearing you wake up via Facebook statuses."

For fellow aficionados of music and foreign lyrics, I've dabbled in HTML long enough to figure out how to embed and resize YouTube videos of Italian hits. (Unfortunately, I don't know much beyond that, but I was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to Google step-by-step instructions in plain English.)

Finally, for my bibliophile friends, I've posted a picture of a book under the heading Currently Reading. Actually, that's a half-truth: I really put that picture up as a barometer of my reading speed. It was supposed to be my virtual kick-in-the-cerebral-pants.

On April 30, 2010, I found Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry into Values in the itty-bitty (read: short on selection) library on base. The wannabe intellectual in me recognized this as a work acclaimed for its life-changing philosophical musings. Eager to impress everyone around with my highly sophisticated choice of literature, I checked it out and immediately dove in.

Progressing through the book was not unlike Benjamin Braddock's car ride in the final scenes of The Graduate:



At first, I thought it charming and inspirational that the schizophrenic protagonist could clear his head by embarking on a Midwestern motorcycle trek. When he started discussing Classical versus Romantic thought, I found myself intrigued by his view of duality. But when he attempted to define Quality in two phases--nonmetaphysical and metaphysical--I began to wonder if this book was threatening my own sanity.

I almost made it through half the book--and, since my library does not fine for lateness, what should have been a big fee--before admitting to myself that I was not up to the task. No, I would no longer drag myself through Robert Pirsig's convoluted thoughts! Free at last, I happily traded Zen for my book club's latest assignment--Pride and Prejudice--and devoured 138 pages in one afternoon.

In taking up Pride, I have also lost some (more). I am reminded of the four-eyed high school student who practically campaigned for title of "Most Intellectual" in the senior yearbook. And the college student who discovered the key to nerdy boys' hearts was her small green Oxford Classical Texts. (Upon seeing them in my arms, one pale guy in thick horn-rimmed glasses exclaimed, "Whoa, you read Latin? Totally rad!") And finally, I am reminded of the teacher who sometimes struggled with the phrase I don't know.

At some point, we are all guilty of hiding behind something. How much does what I read say about who I am? who I want to be?

In the end, as much as I am "done" with Zen for the moment, I hope I will have the courage to pick it up sometime down the road. The reviews on Goodreads certainly reflect the turmoil I feel about it, while upholding it as an insightful read. I admit that I am not quite ready (mature enough? dare I say...intellectual enough?) to tackle such a book. It's OK that I prefer a girly read about 19th century love matches and miscommunication. (Hey, it's a classic, too!) That's who I am right now, and I can't say I didn't try to expand my horizons.

There's still hope for this wannabe intellectual. After all, there are few lovers of grammar and etymology more passionate than I. Maybe one day I will add Mr. Pirsig's brand of philosophy to my list of interests. In the meantime, I am comforted in knowing that 121 publishers rejected his book before it hit the printers.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

No Laughing Matter

As I have noted again and again, there are many things in Naples that would shock an American. If you're in a good mood, you'll react with a perplexed guffaw: "Ha! There's no way I'll get the car through that ridiculously tiny space!" Then you tuck your mirrors in, add a ding or two, and, laughing all the way, emerge from said tiny space.

If you've had a trying day, certain cultural differences will get less funny and more annoying. "Grumble Grumble. Did that guy have to park right in the middle of this ridiculously tight alleyway? Grumble Grumble. Turn the steering wheel. Reverse. Turn again. Advance. Bump. Turn again, reverse. Scrape. Grumble Grumble."

On days like this, you have less patience for the woman who walks at a snail's pace in front of you, then decides to stop, turn around, and hold an entire conversation with the person behind you. You give the guy trying to cut you off a taste of his own medicine. And the huge piles of trash go from ridiculously unbelievable to sad, sad reality.

Unfortunately, all that trash has more of an effect on the city than just taking away from its beauty. When improperly disposed of, it seeps into the ground and ends up affecting the entire food chain. The following video, found by a fellow expat and friend, is the eye-opening and poignant story of two local sheep farmers. (Their home province of Acerra is not far from the base that houses many military families.)



Luckily, we Americans have the base and its regulations behind us. We are highly encouraged to use bottled water for everything but cleaning, and the tired-looking produce at the Commissary is not usually local. But what about the people who live all their years here, with an omnipresent smell of burning trash in the air and invisible toxins in their refrigerators? This video says a lot about what shortcuts can do to the environment, but it says even more about the devastating consequences of governmental shortcuts.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Fishy Wine

Did you know this was a Southern Italian specialty? Neither did I, until last night, when we got to taste it at a local osteria... but not before this conversation with a very smiley waiter:

Waiter: Da bere...? (what would you like to drink?)
Anne: Vino bianco. (white wine)
Waiter: Abbiamo un vino di casa con pesche. (we have a house wine with fish)
Anne: ?!?!? Con pesche??????
Waiter (nonchalantly): Si, si!
Anne (to the the rest of the table): Guys, what do you think? Have you ever heard of this? (to the waiter, with much hesitation) Ok...proviamo... (ok, we'll try...)

Waiter scampers off, grinning.

Anne (to the rest of the table): This must be a joke. Look at him laughing at us.

Waiter comes back with pitcher of wine.

He pours me a little and tells me to try it. It tastes...surprisingly sweet and not fishy at all. It's actually really tasty! I sneak a peek inside the pitcher. And I realize my elementary mistake:

Pesce (pronounced peh-sheh) = fish
Pesche (pronounced pehs-skeh) = peaches

Deep down, I know the difference, but along with my "fish" wine I swallow a little of my pride. I still have a lot to learn in this country, none of it via language textbooks.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

So that's how it is in their country...

When I'm away, my mother is kind enough to forward any stragglers among my mail. Because she's awesome, she usually includes a personal note, any newspaper clippings she finds relevant, and a Charlotte Observer crossword or Jumble puzzle (my favorite way to start the day).

Usually, the newspaper clippings have to do with life in Europe, or some health matter, or news of an old acquaintance. So I was a little perplexed when yesterday I received an article that fit none of the categories above. Sweating it out for iPhone, it was titled. Not exactly this technology-phobe's dream read. Then I noticed the little Post-it note in the corner:


This is how it gets done here (standing in line) vs. the European style... I am just sending this for the pictures of neatly aligned people...


As I inspected the first picture, a curious wave of nostalgia hit me. There are actually people out there who know how to queue, I told myself. And just look at the gaps they are leaving for personal space!



I think it's high time I spend some time in a country where queueing is done right.

For the article, visit http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/06/24/1523328/sweating-it-out-for-iphone.html. I can't guarantee it will have the same effect on you.

For the inspiration of this post's title, click play. (The link may be tenuous, but I couldn't resist!)

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

All in a Day's Work

Rivers
stream down my skin…
I wipe my brow and squeeze
water from the mop: today it’s
my gym.


Mountains
I scale the peaks
Unable to reach the base
Snow-white socks, sky-blue jeans, grass stains
Laundry


Twin lakes
A sudsy sponge
Plates, glasses, knives and forks
Dive in, splash about, towel off
Sink swim

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Fourth of July Musings

Yesterday I was feeling a bit under the weather, so instead of catching the fireworks show at the park, we had a very quiet Fourth. To compensate, I spent much of the afternoon listening to patriotic songs on YouTube. From traditional marches to politicized folk songs to sappy country tunes, there is a lot of variety out there. But no matter the genre, songs written in honor of our great country always move me. I particularly enjoy the soul and gospel choir undertones in Ray Charles' version of America the Beautiful.



As much as I hate to admit it, I wasn't always passionate about Independence Day. As a kid, I was inordinately proud of my family's French roots. In my teenage years that pride turned into a sort of snootiness that took lots of time and world experiences to shed. I loved life in the States, but, in my opinion, there was little real "culture" there. In some ways--e.g. gastronomy and consumerism in general--it was lacking in finesse. For a while, I was convinced that I would eventually end up in Europe for good. In contrast to the States, it was a land where the people worked to live. It seemed no European was willing to sacrifice the simple pleasures of life for job-related stress.

After months of living abroad and myriad enriching experiences on home soil, I have changed my tune. While I am still very proud of my French heritage, I wholeheartedly embrace my US citizenship. It's an inextricable part of who I am.

I appreciate the unique culture America has to offer, much of which the rest of the world tries its darndest to imitate. I no longer take for granted the staggering amount of resources available in our country. I find Southern twangs charming triggers of nostalgia. In short, after carefully inspecting the color of the grass here, I confirm that it's no greener than the one in my parents' North Carolina backyard.

So, in honor of the country I am proud to call my homeland, here is this expat's top-10 list of what makes America great.

1. convenience and efficiency
2. polite queuing
3. home to the greatest University in the world
4. diversity; melting pot of cultures
5. Little League baseball and Tarheel basketball
6. free restrooms
7. openness and Southern hospitality
8. lots of space
9. PB&J, oatmeal raisin cookies, pumpkin pie
10.freedom!

That last one is a biggie, without which I'd have trouble filling out the rest of my list. Just as it took me some time away to fully appreciate my country, it took marrying a military man for me to really understand the "freedom isn't free" adage. Apart from some heart-wrenchingly long separations and exhausting work hours for Alan, we have been blessed with a relatively stress-free military life. Because I know the pain of deployments, I have all-the-more profound respect and gratitude for the sacrifices made by those at war. No matter your political stance, it is important to remember that life as you know it is made possible by brave young troops willing to risk everything for people they don't even know. When I think of the Marines in all their gear sweating it out in 140-degree heat, I know I have no reason to complain about our lack of A/C. And I feel downright guilty when I snap at hubby, when there are so many girlfriends and wives and family members missing and worrying about their loved one.

However you do it, make a point to remember where your freedom came from. Thank a service member, send a care package, or keep the troops in your thoughts and prayers. Thank you to all our American military heroes, past or present. I am especially grateful to those currently serving in the Middle East, and their families back home trying to live a normal life. And I am glad you guys haven't lost your sense of humor!



***
Even though fireworks and family were missing today, we still managed to celebrate with theme-appropriate food. (Shocker!)

Exhibit A, the hamburger chef:



Exhibit B, the burger and fixins--my own cole slaw and oven-baked fries: (not my best work, but it got eaten nonetheless!)



Exhibit C, well, speaks for itself:




[Quick Aside: The clip above may seem like an inside joke to any readers who haven't seen Pulp Fiction, but I couldn't resist. I am not necessarily endorsing the movie: its violence and foul language, while overexaggerated for effect and not intended to be taken at face value, still border on the offensive. I am, however, endorsing Samuel L. Jackson's brilliant comic performance, which totally makes the movie.]

I leave you with this little 80's gem of a country song. I did not know about it until I started dabbling in lists of top patriotic songs.



Yup, just one more reason to be proud of my country--my baby's American-made! ;)

Hope you had a wonderful Independence day, and know that YOU are a big part of why I miss America.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Tale of a Tunisian Toilet

This is the story of a Tunisian toilet mishap. It all started at 3:30 AM on our second day of trekking the Sahara...

With hundreds of kilometers to go and still many sights to see, we got our wake-up call at an ungodly hour. But seeing the sun rise on the Sahara totally made up for it:



First stop, a freak of nature: snow in the desert!



Just kidding; that's actually salt. There are several salt "lakes" in Tunisia: not so much lakes as huge deposits of salt which are, for the most part, dry in the summer and muddy in the winter. If you look closely, you'll see the lake next to me is red; something about the different chemicals can turn the water blue, green, or other colors.

I had to laugh at this sign, seen at the salt lake souvenir shop:



"Màs barato que en Carrefour." Translation from the Spanish: "Cheaper than at Carrefour." I had no idea Carrefour [a French-owned Wal-mart-type store found in Europe, South America, and Asia] sold multi-colored desert roses!

Next stop, a carriage ride through an oasis. (I wish I could remember more town names; the Arabic is difficult to retain). It wasn't just a little pool of water and some palm trees; it was several kilometers of greenery, much of it fruit trees tended to by the families that share the land. We saw an old man climb this tree with his bare feet:



And this is what dates look like before they are harvested in the late fall/early winter months:



Unfortunately, this is where the fun ended for yours truly.

Enter the Tunisian toilet.

In case it wasn't clear in my previous posts, the bathrooms in Tunisia are not the picture of cleanliness. Without going too much into detail: toilet paper and soap are rare (nothing a little Kleenex and antibacterial gel can't take care of), the toilet probably won't be flushed (OK, I'll need one free hand to pinch my nose and shield my eyes), and there will probably be some gross standing water on the floor (game plan: roll up pants, use other free hand to hold purse and other belongings). Oh, and have a dinar prepared for the attendant!

The bathrooms at the oasis were nauseating, but I was relieved to find a small roll of toilet paper. Problem was, I was trying to get out of there so fast that I fumbled the roll. Typical. "Save the toilet paper!" I told myself. I leaned down, and just as it was within reach, I heard an inauspicious "plop!" Sure enough, there were my sunglasses, which just a second ago had been hanging precariously on my shirt.

GULP.

Now, my sunglasses are totally replaceable. I got them for less than 10 dollars at Target. But I was painfully aware of how much I'd miss them in the sunny Sahara, so I took a deep breath and fished them out.

Luckily, there was an edge of soap left, so I spent the next five minutes scrubbing my glasses and sharing my misery with all the hand-washers wondering why I was hogging the sink. Thank goodness Alan had bought me a wide-brimmed hat a day before that, because that's all you'll see in the rest of our Tunisia pictures. I will never look at those glasses in the same way!

You can breathe again; I'm dropping the subject for good and moving on to the better parts of Tunisia.

more salt


more camels!


more Star Wars scenery


Next stop: another beautiful oasis.

nice views from the top


hiding from the heat


squinting, but refreshed by the presence of water and greenery


Here are a few scenes taken from the bus as we traveled home:

Shepherds and their goats


A common sight in each village: men hanging out at the cafe. No women!


Mutton waiting to be grilled


The last stop before returning to the hotel was Kairouan, the third most important city in the Muslim world, after Mecca and Jerusalem.





The man pictured next to the mosque is the country's president, who has been in power since 1987. You see large pictures of him all over Tunisia.

I was fascinated by the advertisements in the bigger cities; women pictured looked very Western and occasionally were not as modestly dressed as the one here:



Just one more installment in this series. Until next time...hold on to your sunglasses!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Camels Never Get Old

Well, actually, they do: their lifespan is about 40-50 years. What I mean is, no matter how many camels we saw during our Tunisian excursions, we never tired of watching them and taking pictures with them. They're the perfect combination of cute and exotic!

***

As we are more sightseers than beach bums, we signed up for two tours immediately after our arrival at the hotel. This was a good move as we got in a couple of days to relax on the beach, then spent three days on the road seeing most of the country, and finally, decompressed again on our last day at the resort.

The first tour--always the hotel's most popular--was a 2-day bus/Jeep trek in the Sahara. We started by visiting the Roman amphitheater of El Jem--the third largest of its kind, after the Colosseum and the theater of Capua.





The amphitheater is still used today, not for gladiatorial battles, bien entendu, but for concerts and other events.

We headed to the village of Matmata, home to cave-dwelling Berbers and one of the sites where Star Wars was filmed. But not before being accosted by vendors around El Jem!

Alan channels Yasser Arafat


I enjoy a quick photo-op with Mr. Camel, before a random villager starts charging people 1 dinar per picture


These colors must be associated with Muhammad's daughter Fatimah, because as I walked down the street in this head scarf (which was, ahem, Made in China), the shopkeepers kept crying her name out to me. It was a little like the Tunisian version of men whistling at you, except it wasn't lewd. Rather, you could hear the admiration in their voices: in Muslim culture, Fatimah is the paragon of the virtuous woman.

After many kilometers in the bus--we traveled 1300 km in 2 days--we finally reached Matmata. There wasn't too much scenery along the way: in the beginning, we saw endless rows of olive trees. I was surprised to see many more than I've seen in Italy or even Southern France. The closer we got to the desert, the trees gave way to this cracked land with dry shrubbery:



Occasionally there would be signs of life: a shepherd watching his sheep from under the shade of an olive tree, a group of men grilling lamb at their local cafe, fruit vendors and, interestingly enough, gasoline vendors:



(It was difficult to get good pictures from the bus).

If I remember correctly, these are mostly poor Libyans who set up shop along desert roads and sell their gas much more cheaply than do the Tunisian gas stations. This practice is illegal, but the police mostly turn a blind eye to it, because, in the words of our tour guide, "the poor need to be able to make money."

There were also small oases, next to which vendors of fruit and palm juice had set up camp, and, in the middle of nowhere, an unexpected reminder of home:



This is the panorama we stopped for at the village of Matmata. You can't see them in the picture, but the place was swarming with falcons...and, of course, their owners, who were charging 1 dinar per picture. I'm sure that, in the hot, desolate, beauty of the desert, tourists represent a meal ticket for many of the locals. A good thing--but it doesn't change the fact that, for the non-hagglers among us, their persistence gets old after a while (unlike the camels).



Lunch--the best meal during our three days of excursions--was in this little underground Berber cave-dwelling:



Appetizers were rice with tomatoes, herbs and olives, plus a sort of fried tortilla with cheese. The main dish was couscous, followed by dessert: honeyed Fig-Newton-type things.

Next we visited a typical Berber house. To stay out of the sun, they dig underground to form caves. Sure enough, as soon as we entered their home, we felt immediate relief from the heat: nature's A/C! The accommodations were Spartan (obviously there is no Wal-mart nearby to help fill up your home) and once again reminded me just how much most Americans have.







As you can see, there are very few decorations, and even fewer luxuries...save for one surprise: the trusty TV.

If you are wondering why the woman pictured is wearing so many clothes in a desert climate, there are a couple of reasons. First--and this seems counterintuitive to shorts-and-t-shirt-donning Americans--but it is important to shield your skin from the sun's rays. I was surprised at how little I sweated, despite being mostly covered: the secret is wearing light, roomy cotton. Second, Tunisia is 98% Muslim, which means that believers must dress modestly. Although I admit women tend to cover more skin, I didn't see a single Tunisian man in shorts.

Because of this modesty, I was unsure of what to pack when preparing for our trip. I had read that it is better to show your respect for the culture by covering up. (Westerners--women especially, thanks to fashion's push for revealing clothing--have a reputation among Muslims for being loose). On the other hand, we were going to a beach and a desert, so bathing suits and summer clothing were a must. Additionally, I had read that Tunisia was one of the Muslim countries where women enjoyed quite a bit of freedom. In fact, in some bigger cities, the head scarf was more the exception than the rule.

So I packed what few long-ish summer clothes I had, filled in the gaps with what I would normally wear (after all, I wouldn't say I'm too daring in my choice of clothing), and hoped that the vacationers' reviews I had read online would work out. The result? At the resort, bikinis were completely acceptable: we even saw some German and Italian women take off their tops. On the other hand, we saw some conservative Muslim women wearing the jilbab (the long robe that covers arms and legs) on the beach and even in the water (I think these were made of a loose bathing suit fabric).

In the streets of Tunisia, women's dress was a mix between the traditional jilbab and loose Western-style clothing that usually covered arms and legs. We would often see groups of women walking together dressed very differently from one another: for example, some wore the hijab (head scarf), while others did not. Some older men preferred the traditional tunic and skull-cap (takiyah); most others wore jeans or capris and a t-shirt or long-sleeved button-down. In the big cities the closest thing I saw to "revealing" dress was girls wearing the skinny jeans you see everywhere, or a scoop-neck t-shirt. Usually you would not see both of these at once, and the scoop neck never went anywhere near the cleavage.

So was I right to pack what I did? On the first excursion day, everything was covered except my head, my forearms, and my ankles. I felt like I was blending in as best I could--especially given the short shorts and spaghetti straps on some of the European tourists. On the second and third excursion days, I relaxed a little (pictures forthcoming) and attracted a lot more attention from the men. I was in a group, and still decent by Western standards, but if I were to do it again I think I would try to stay covered. For me it was a question of what I already had in my wardrobe, but you can't change the fact that knees and shoulders are viewed differently in Tunisia.

I will conclude this post with something a little lighter: camel rides! The rest of day 1 in the Sahara was a lot more driving, with the occasional stop for desert photos and 1-dinar potty breaks. Some people bought souvenirs, such as the desert roses you see in the last photo, next to a daring tourist's exposed legs.







Finally, the highlight of the trip. For 40 dinars extra--because it's all included, except for drinks and camel rides and trips to the WC--we got a 1-hour+ ride in the Sahara on these gentle beasts. It was exhilerating just thinking about what we were doing, but I did have a few complaints. First, Alan's camel (I was in front) was constantly chewing his cud...millimeters from my thigh.



Alan was kind enough to switch with me on the way back. Not that I wanted his leg sacrificed instead of mine, but the camel was probably not going to bite and he knew it better than I.



I'll admit, my fear got in the way of my enjoyment. Additionally, my camel did not have a whole lot of padding on it, so my butt bones (I'm sorry I can't be more scientific than that) were extremely sore for the next few days.

At the midway point we were allowed to walk around the desert a little and bond with our camels. I wanted a closeup with mine, but was too afraid of his big chompers. One swift turn of the head from him (her?) and this is what you get.

Classic.


I warmed up to the old bugger (OK, the old bugger of our travel companions, who assured me they had been petting bite-free for the last 10 minutes):



Riding off into the sunset


"I'm a poor lonesome cowboy, and a long way from home..." (For my American readers, that's an allusion to the French comic book character Lucky Luke).

More Tunisia installments to come!